darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

(via noellevictoriaa)

(Source: lift-youreyes, via ph0-tograph)

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Timestamp: 1368923662

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edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

(via spendon)

Timestamp: 1368923625

edm-life-or-die:

Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock

(via spendon)

KLAUS FINDS SILAS AND STEFAN IN BED

(via porrarobsten)

Timestamp: 1368923592

KLAUS FINDS SILAS AND STEFAN IN BED

(via porrarobsten)

(via smi1ing)

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

(via qodalmighty)

psyducked:

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

(Source: qpoc, via galaxybutts)

Timestamp: 1368923505

psyducked:

swiftingthrough:

is this glee

(Source: qpoc, via galaxybutts)